Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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