Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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