Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
A+ Viking dick
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm always down for nudity.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
