roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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