I'm passing your future prison.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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