I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
When are your genitals available?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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