we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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