Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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