After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
