All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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