You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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