I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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