You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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