i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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