one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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