I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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