his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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