I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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