Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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