i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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