I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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