if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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