And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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