It's like a parade of train wrecks.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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