She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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