I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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