Me. At least after what I've been through.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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