He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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