we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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