I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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