Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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