i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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