Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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