I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
