Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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