If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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