Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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