can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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