he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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