I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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