I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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