i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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