A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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