i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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