if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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