I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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