Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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