Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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