Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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