I hate all girls vehemently.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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