I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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