come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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