Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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