How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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