Can Purell be used as lube?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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